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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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[wiseoldbartender]

Most people don't - 'less there's something wrong with them. And yeah, that's how you learn from it.

[ There's the LONGEST FUCKING SIGH known to man. ]

Yeah, Zev, that's exactly what it is. Your innocent commentary.

[ ...Yeah he walked himself right into that one. ]

I don't fuckin' know! You sent Flins dick pics, so it ain't a massive stretch. And no, thank you, I'm politely declining the hands-on demonstration. Diagrams are fine.

[mmmleather]

Then, I suppose, reading is in order.

[He sighs too. For completely different reasons.]

I knew you would agree! That is why we are such very good friends.

[To be fair - Husk did call him "Zev". The friendly nickname.]

Ah, yes. The... strange lighthouse man. Considering his preferences, it is no wonder I did not inspire insane lust. [NO SHADE HUSK, just. You two are wildly different people.] Regardless! Yes, I shall send many diagrams, please. Peruse them as soon as you are able.

[Attachment: POSITIONSFORHUSK.pdf - size 5GB.]

[wiseoldbartender]

I didn't say we were friends, Fuckass.

[There are absolutely friends. You can tell by the "Fuckass". And the Zev. Obviously. ]

He said you lacked "artistry". His words, not mine.

[Look, it's blatantly obvious that Flins tastes run weird, but Husk is still gonna take a moment to enjoy the fact he's apparently more desirable than a very attractive man half his age. He's allowed to have a little bit of fun with that!

Anyway those sure are some images being sent his way. He can't even drink while he's looking at them. He'll have to tackle this stone-cold sober. Fucking nightmare. ]

...Thanks. I'll do that later.

[mmmleather]

You do not have to! It is all right, you can keep the thoughts to yourself if you must. I can tell these things.

[It's like if Oghren was a better bathed, cat demon. Who people actually want to sleep with (Felsi aside)]

He has not seen the real thing. [HUFF.] Not that he will, as he is clearly spoken for. And you do not strike me as the type to share...

[At least they're borderline medical diagrams and not... Pornhub. It could be so much worse, Husk.]

The sooner the better! One never knows when the urge will... rise.

[wiseoldbartender]

I'm ignoring you now.

[That's what he is! Zevran is dead on the money, but Husk will eat sand before he says that so here they are.]

Damn fuckin' right I'm not. You're just gonna have to live in wonder.

[He can be thankful for this one (1) thing. The joke does make him laugh, though. ]

Yeah, yeah I'll keep that in mind, ya Nutjob.

[mmmleather]

So sad, whatever shall I do to cope?

[Eat your sand old man.]

... Yes. Well. I will sit here, consumed in curiosity for the rest of the evening. How sad.

[Oh, but the joke was good. He wins something!]

You are welcome, my friend. Do enjoy yourself - everyone should be able to without unpleasantness.

[wiseoldbartender]

Not my problem.

[No, he will not!!! ]

I'm sure you'll find someone else to send a dick pic to. Or you could just show that fella of yours, he'd probably appreciate it.

[ He saw the crash out, Zevran. Two can play Feeling Tennis, fucko. ]

Yeah yeah, thanks a lot.

[mmmleather]

I shall waste away forever. And then return to haunt you, I think.

[Now he's just teasing.]

[But - oh. Oh that's dirty. That's dirty and not even the fun way!! But fine, if they're playing that game...]

Oh, that he does. Quite frequently, in fact. As well as many other parts of me. Shall I regale you with our adventures? Perhaps you could take notes!

[wiseoldbartender]

I'll call the Ghostbusters. [ ...No fuck he doesn't know that reference. Fuck. ] ...Forget it. That's a movie reference. You'll get it one day.

[Husk will play dirty!!! ]

I don't need to hear any stories, your little freak out on the network told me everything I needed to know.

[mmmleather]

Oh, oh! That! I know of that. But... they did call it by a different name... "Ghost-Thrusters", to be precise.

[Zevran did you watch a Ghostbusters porno.]

That was not a "freak out". I misunderstood the lighthouse keeper. That is all.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Ah yes. There they were again. The Angel Dust reminders. Husk lets out a long, suffering sigh. ]

No. No. That sounds like a porno. Not that.

[Zevran, sir, please. Husk lets out a low and rumbling "hmmm MMMM". ]

Really? Sure looked like a freak-out to me. You got real anxious about it.

[mmmleather]

No? That was a very fun movie! I do not think it was accurate, but, I doubt that was the point.

[Accurate to what, Zevran!!]

[Husk he's going to find less clinical diagrams and send them to you instead if you keep this up.]

A misunderstanding, as I said. It is done with.

[wiseoldbartender]

Okay, answer me this one Zev. Did the movie have a lotta sex in it? Like, not much plot but suddenly there they were, getting it on?

[Sir, please!!!

Wow, super rude after he's being extremely accurate to what is happening in your life right now!! ]

If you say so.

[It's said in a tone that suggests Husk does not believe him in the least.]

[mmmleather]

Oh, yes! Very much, in fact. It was a bit odd, as they were supposedly hunting the ghosts, and... instead... ███ █████ █████ ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ███ ███ ███ ██ ███ ███ █ ██████ ██ ███ █████████!

[The description was not, in fact, bleeped out for Husk. Only for the gentle readers of this conversation.]

I do say so! Wonderful, we understand one another.

1/2

[wiseoldbartender]

[ This is why he should never say shit. This is exactly why. ]

2/2

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, Zev. This is, and I cannot stress this enough, a goddamn porno. You watched a porno. That's not Ghostbusters.

Oh sure, I think I understand you better than I did before, even.

[He has made MENTAL NOTES, Zevran. ]

[mmmleather]

I quite enjoyed it. Are there more? Tell me there are more.

[Yes, let's talk about that. And not the network Thing.]

[This is much better.]

[wiseoldbartender]

...Sweet zombie Jesus.

Yeah, Zev, there are a lotta pornos. Millions of the damn things, probably.

[mmmleather]

Millions?

The more I learn of this place, the more I know I will enjoy it here. I must see them.

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah. It's a big industry. You got any story idea about anything? There's probably a badly written porno about it.

Knock yourself out. Get yourself pornhub or something.

[mmmleather]

Porn hub?

Is this a thing on the internet? I have found so many wonderful things there!

[wiseoldbartender]

Yes, it's on the internet, no I am not gonna help you find it. You can do that one all on your own.

But sure, if that's your thing.

[mmmleather]

Oh, well! In that case, I shall find it quite quickly, I think. Very handy, this internet.

I think it will be. This, and the only fans.

[wiseoldbartender]

...Sure, Zev. That and the only fans.

[mmmleather]

I shall take my leave then.

Do try those stretches, my friend. You will not be disappointed with the results! And neither will your lover.