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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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Comments

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[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, Zev. This is, and I cannot stress this enough, a goddamn porno. You watched a porno. That's not Ghostbusters.

Oh sure, I think I understand you better than I did before, even.

[He has made MENTAL NOTES, Zevran. ]

[mmmleather]

I quite enjoyed it. Are there more? Tell me there are more.

[Yes, let's talk about that. And not the network Thing.]

[This is much better.]

[wiseoldbartender]

...Sweet zombie Jesus.

Yeah, Zev, there are a lotta pornos. Millions of the damn things, probably.

[mmmleather]

Millions?

The more I learn of this place, the more I know I will enjoy it here. I must see them.

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah. It's a big industry. You got any story idea about anything? There's probably a badly written porno about it.

Knock yourself out. Get yourself pornhub or something.

[mmmleather]

Porn hub?

Is this a thing on the internet? I have found so many wonderful things there!

[wiseoldbartender]

Yes, it's on the internet, no I am not gonna help you find it. You can do that one all on your own.

But sure, if that's your thing.

[mmmleather]

Oh, well! In that case, I shall find it quite quickly, I think. Very handy, this internet.

I think it will be. This, and the only fans.

[wiseoldbartender]

...Sure, Zev. That and the only fans.

[mmmleather]

I shall take my leave then.

Do try those stretches, my friend. You will not be disappointed with the results! And neither will your lover.

[wiseoldbartender]

I will never speak of this again.