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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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[umbranwatch]

Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~

I do hope your grumpycat self hasn't decided to kick the bucket yet, I'd be terribly disappointed in you. Especially since you've been residing in an interesting time in Kaisou- or so I've heard.

[HI HUSK, DID YOU MISS CEREZA? SHE MISSED YOU. :D]

[wiseoldbartender]

[ No.

Not this. He picks it up with a long-suffering groan. He's just a tired old man. What has he done to deserve this? ]

Not my fuckin' name, Cereza. And no, I ain't dead. Worse, all the demonic immortality bullshit from my past life kicked in while I was living here so now I'm stuck on this mortal coil. It's some kinda bullshit because I was hoping at least death could free me from dealing with you chucklefucks, but no. And look at you, not dead yet, neither.

[He did not miss her one little bit :| ]

Not surprised word is getting to everyone else about that. The whole place is a fuckin' trashfire. Ardyn said you guys were on the way because... I don't fuckin' know. Because you're batshit and wanna suffer, I guess.

[umbranwatch]

Of course it's your name, dear. You've always been Sourpuss to me.

[Cereza loves the sheer amount of NO she gets anytime she gives him that name. It's delightful.]

Oh wonderful. You and I had something similar in our past lives- immortality was a rather useful thing and plenty of fun. I got to do as much as I wanted and whenever I wanted.

[So long as she kept her contract, that is. Thankfully that shit doesn't exist here, but knowing her luck she'll still end up immortal anyway because of being an Umbran Witch in general.]

Oh I'm always around for a little rebellion, darling. You are talking to the witch who killed angels as part of her livelihood- and I would hate to be stuck in this drab and boring organization for ages without shaking things up a bit.

[wiseoldbartender]

You could just call me Husk, y'know? It's my actual fuckin' name.

[ He hates this. He hates nicknames. He doesn't want this. ]

It's not supposed to be fun for me. Least not in my past life... death? Fuck if I know how to put it. But we were supposed to never double-die, 'less an angel did it. It's that whole eternal suffering bullshit. We just got up from whatever tried to kill us to keep having a miserable time in Hell. Forever.

[ He's not sure how to feel about it kicking on this side of life in his second go around of it. On one hand, he has to watch a bunch of people he cares about die. On the other, it means unless he gets got by an angelic weapon, he doesn't have to go back to Hell- and that means hopefully never having to deal with Alastor again, which trumps just about anything ever. ]

That's true. Angels fuckin' deserve it, too. There's a kid here who's got like... holy powers, or some shit. He's safe. Not Order, but if you see him running around doing holy-power bullshit, don't stab him. He's okay. And yeah, 'bout time those fuckers got what's coming to them.

[umbranwatch]

If I did that, darling, things would be a lot less fun for me. And you know how I hate dreary parties.

[YOU BRING THIS ON YOURSELF OLD MAN.]

That sounds rather similar to the contract I was bound to in my past life. Having my soul be damned to Inferno if I didn't meet the criteria consistently was a rather good motivation, after all.

The ones I know are ugly as sin and every hentai artist's wet dream, in terms of the tentacles and eyes. And I've no interest in causing problems of that sort in this life- I may have the same powers, but the contract doesn't exist this time around.

[wiseoldbartender]

It wouldn't kill you to have less fun at everyone else's expense.

[ He has done nothing wrong in his life ever!! ]

Guess that about pushes you into doing what they want. Once you've been down there once, you wanna avoid it again for... fuckin' ever, I guess.

What is with the whole eye thing? Ones in my past life had a shitton of eyes too. Not so much with the tentacles, though. That's a new one. Probably smart to avoid them in whatever life anyway.