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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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January 1st, Roughly 4 in the morning

[clawsomeproprietress]

[When she woke up in the middle of the night from being too warm and noticed her current *predicament* she could really only think of one person that may be able to help her. Which is how she found herself rapidly knocking on the door of Husk’s home at 4 in the morning, wearing slacks and a loosely buttoned dress shirt.]

Hi Husk I know it’s late, or is it early? Either way I seem to have a bit more fur than I remember having, and I have no idea how to like groom this.

1/3

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Husk is 64 years old, he is not someone who is generally awake at 4 in the morning. Which is to say when there's all that KNOCKING at his door at such an ungodly hour, he does not respond to it immediately.

Instead, after about five minutes, a window on the second floor opens up. Husk, his fur VERY MUCH NOT GROOMED, poking up at all angles from sleep, peers out of it. ]

It's four in the FUCKIN' morning, Cifera! FUCK OFF!!

[ He waves his hand, causing some of the snow on the roof to drop and land... well, not on her, but close enough to make a point. He slams the window shut. ]

2/3

[wiseoldbartender]

[ He should leave her out in the snow like the fucking pain in the ass she is! Who's even AWAKE at four in the fucking morning? What the shit is even wrong with her????

Annoyed swearing and angry cat noises can be heard inside. Unfortunately for him, Husk's stupid bleeding heart wins out and screws him over - again (13). ]

3/3

[wiseoldbartender]

[ The door opens, and Husk gestures for her to come inside. He's wearing pyjamas and looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards. His fur is in array, the feathers of his wings are sticking up all over the place, but apparently this fuckwit has decided he's the epitome of fur grooming so here they fucking are. ]

Fine, get the fuck inside before you freeze your stupid fucking ass off out there. I'll grab you some stuff.

[clawsomeproprietress]

[She follows him inside, shaking the snow off her paws.]

Thanks so much, you are like the best. I swear I owe you for this. You need a favor, like any favor at all I am your girl. I couldn’t just go out like this.

[She gestures at her fur sticking up in all directions.]

I don’t know how to tame this and I need to at least look somewhat presentable in front of my employees.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ He heaves out a sad sigh, padding through into the living room, pointing at the couch for her to sit down. ]

I'd take you never waking me up at four in the fuckin' morning again, if you want to do something nice for me. Siddown.

[Her comment does pull a snort of amusement out of him, as he gestures at his general... messiness. ]

Even when I'm not sleepin', I look like I went through a hedge backwards- so dunno why you decided I was the epitome of grooming, but I got some shampoo and shit you can use. When you need new supplies, you need to find Baizhu - he's on the app. He's an expert in catering for... well, those of us that are a fuckin' mess, body wise.

[clawsomeproprietress]

[She sits down, normally she would be a little more mischievous but she does understand that at this hour is probably not the best idea.]

Well I came to you because you are the only person I know that is ya know covered in fur. Also like you are certifiably Grumpy Cat but I do trust you. I will for sure reach out to Baizhu.

[wiseoldbartender]

[Smart move of her! Husk's usual crabbiness is amped to eleven when he's losing out on precious sleep.]

God, you really are at the bottom of the barrel, ain't you? [But she's right, there's plenty of animal folk in Kaisou... but considerably less who are furry all the time. His ears flick back at the trust comment. Hrm. That sure makes him feel some sort of way. ] ...Well, I'll try not to do you wrong on that one, then. Stay here, I'll be a sec.

[ He wanders upstairs for a moment, coming back a few minutes later with a glass bottles, which he hands over. ]

Okay. So this one is a shampoo, works well on fur, makes it so it don't tangle so much. Regular shampoo don't work so well on it. And there's a conditioner too, same logic as the shampoo. Baizhu made both of these, so if you need a resupply, he's the person you go to. He's probably got... fancy shit, too.

[clawsomeproprietress]

[She puts all the things he gives her in her bag and puts a note to visit Baizhu later.]

Omg Husk you are a lifesaver. I don’t care what you say I will totally pay you back for this. Okay thank you do much again, I will let the old man get his rest.

[She slips a poker chip with IOU written on it into Husks pocket before she leaves]

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, yeah. I'll take not being dragged outta bed as a payback. Or... fuck, I dunno. A cake or something.

[Welp and away she gooooooes! He's going the fuck back to bed. ]