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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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Comments

[lanternae]

[Absolutely terrible that this is a private thread. They can flirt as unashamedly as possible.]

You know, I do believe I meet those exact qualifications for assistance. It's been far too long since I've felt those claws on my skin.

[It hasn't. They do this regularly.]

Is that why those teens were dancing outside my lighthouse months ago? I did see them wiggling about like garden eels in what looked like a ritualistic dance, but I wasn't sure the reason for it.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ They can have a whole fun time to themselves, with no one to roll their eyes at them or anything! ]

I thought you might just, somehow. Seems you're the perfect man for the job, then. [ They do this so regularly. ] Well, seen as you've been pining for them and all, after waiting for so long, I suppose I can bump my visit up a little earlier. Just for you. I'd hate to think you've been suffering, Baby~

Oh yeah, that would have definitely been a ticky-tock thing. They act like damned fools so that they can encourage their friends to act like damned fools too. Dunno why they can't just go hang out at a campfire and get drunk like I did when I was their age.

[ Kids today! ]

[lanternae]

You spoil me, Husk. I will be waiting with bated breath by my door for you.

You'll also be happy to know that I've been persuaded to make needed upgrades to my lighthouse. I am told I am to make a list before the new year.

[Threatened. He was threatened. Politely. By an old man.]

Is that so? I'd thought of going to see what was amiss, but I was worried I would spook them or disrupt a ritual to summon a deity.

[wiseoldbartender]

You deserve to be spoiled. Just a 'lil. I'm on my way, save you waiting SO long.

[He can fly and text at the same time, it's fine! ]

Wait, what? So after two months of me bitching at you, someone else has finally made you realise you need a home that's not leeching heat every second of the day? Who did it? Can I buy them a fucking cake?

If you're making a list, can you add a nice bed on there? Seriously. I'm asking you to do this one thing for me and my poor old back.

[ He's still buying AZ a cake for doing what seemed to be the impossible. ]

Nah, no rituals, just stupid dances. They'd probably ask you to join in, if anything.