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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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[whiteshroud]

[Worried you were going to spend this Christmas without a phone? Worry not Husk! For with your mail, there is a package with no name attached. Inside the package is a brand new smartphone- not just any smart phone, but an extremely fancy top of the line tri-folding phone! If he knew anything about phones, he'd know this is a special phone that's still only available in South Korea! How lucky!

Though unfortunately, all the manuals and default settings are in Korean because of that. Oops!

Shroud did not leave his own signature in it, but there is a very cleanly signed note:]

To replace your old phone. Paid for by Flins.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ No.

No why would you all do this to him? He's had to deal with Alastor in his life again, isn't that punishment enough?? The phone that folded twice was bad enough. He hated it with every fibre of his being, and now it's dead he was hoping he could get a NORMAL phone. Maybe one with Snake on it. Like he had in the 90s.

And now, NOPE, he has one that folds THREE FUCKING TIMES?? Why?? Who would even WANT this??? Worse, everything is in Korean. He knows it's Korean, he can recognise it as such, but like hell if he can understand it.

What a shitty day, he can't even text Shroud to tell him to go fuck himself for this because he doesn't understand how to make the fucking thing work. Nightmare. :(

Time to bother the son in law. ]