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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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[sindeerly]

[This is definitely misery for Alastor. It's been 94 years of being forced to help people outside of himself. He's hated every single solitary second of it. He's dug in his heels and made it as difficult as possible for Michael.

But it's also been 94 years of coerced habits. Once or twice, he's caught himself about to do something charitable on his own volition without prompting. Those one or two times, Alastor has always been able to immediately pull back from following through (5). That means there's a possibility, and that possibility rankles him. It makes Alastor more determined to prove Michael wrong.]

Perish the thought! Had you immediately trusted my word, I would have had to ask for the whereabouts of the real Husker Agapov!

So, what proof would you ask of me? I would prefer to only do this song and dance the one time. As Mikey is so helpfully telling me in my ear, it will need to put your own mind at rest definitively the first time rather than prolong this process.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Husk would bet good money on the fact it made Alastor miserable. He'd be more surprised to hear that a small part of it was working. Sure, Charlie brought out... something in him in their past lives, but Husk was never fully on board that it wasn't part of some grander scheme. One never can tell when it comes to Alastor. ]

Yeah, well. I've known you too fucking long to think otherwise. I know how you work, Asshole.

It ain't me you gotta worry about. [Even with his Overlord powers, Husk knows he hasn't got a single chance against Alastor. If he had, he wouldn't have got his fool ass in the situation it was last time in the first place. ] I got someone who might be able to check it. I'm gonna message him, and you ain't gonna be an idiot and make yourself known to this damn city until I get this squared away.

There's a lotta people here who want you super fuckin' dead. You show your dipshit face before I convince them not to do that, and shit'll get real messy real fast. I don't want my people hurt, you probably don't want the fallout from that. So sit tight.

[sindeerly]

I'm so flattered that you've managed to mobilize an entire city against me!

[Of course he would be.]

Not to worry, Husker, I have no plans to squander my second chance like that! Just let me know where and when to meet up.

[wiseoldbartender]

Don't be. My aim was to NOT have them gung ho attack you, I don't want my people getting turned to fucking paste. They're just idiots who don't listen. My way of dealing with you was a lot less fucking bloody.

Okay, he's willing to look into this. Do you want him to come to you? Or... neutral ground or what?

[sindeerly]

Isn't that just the way of hero-types?

Why don't we make it neutral ground? I would rather not have my place of residence known to someone who may or may not try to kill me!

[wiseoldbartender]

Unfortunately.

That's fair. I don't want you anywhere near here, either. [ Because if Alastor so much as looks at his kids funny, all bets are off. ] How about the entrance of the state park? Not so much people there this time of the year. Outta the city proper.

[sindeerly]

That's acceptable. I shall meet the two of you there so long as your friend is agreeable, too.

[wiseoldbartender]

He's agreeable. See you there, and we'll see how straight up this is.

[sindeerly]

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