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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FLINS Husk. I'm not sure I know how... FLINS Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... ZEVRAN Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... FLINS It is January 17th, 2025 CE FLINS January 10, 2026 CE FLINS January 3, 2026 CE FLINS December 27, 2025 CE FLINS December 20, 2025 CE ALASTOR Good day, old friend! FLINS December 13, 2025 CE FLINS December 06, 2025 CE SHROUD/HARU I was told you had a pest problem. FLINS November 29, 2025 CE ZEVRAN My dearest of furred friends! FLINS For the sake of convenience... FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FLINS Y'know how you think shit can't possibly... ZEVRAN WEE WOO WEE WOO FLINS Okay Baby, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid... JUN Flins asked me to message you... JINWOO Jinwoo, get your ass here... SHROUD Whatever higher power is in control... FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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Comments

[wiseoldbartender]

I don't think anyone wants that, no.

[That would be a bad time for everyone involved. At least this one is largely deposed and doesn't really have any murderous nature in him anymore regardless.

Unless his phone doesn't update properly. Then he's a little murderous, but that's more because he's a boomer than because he's a demon Overlord.]

That's good. If he had any wiggle room, he'd find a way to make a deal with some dipshit and get himself out. That's better than nothing, give him real low chances of getting out.

[Because, oh boy, does Husk not want him to get out. If he got out after that was done to him? He'd raze the entire city to the ground for the humilation. ]

Zhongli's a good call. I trust him, I've known him since I was your age. If anyone can guard it, it'd be that crusty old dragon.

[whiteshroud]

[Shroud will nod to all this. Good. Sounds like Husk is on the same page]

Then it's settled. Should Alastor arrive in Kaisou, alert me as soon as possible to be dealt with. We'll initially attempt to eliminate him, and if that proves impossible, we'll resort to sealing him away and handing his tome to the god of contracts.

Should the job turn into one that requires payment, it will be in the form of cash. I may also call upon people to assist me, if that is required to do what must be done.

Are you in agreement?

[wiseoldbartender]

Yeah, that works. I won't be able to help you with this one. Because, again, he literally owns my soul - he can command me to do whatever the fuck he wants. I've already been talking to Blade - we'll have ways to keep me outta the way so you don't have to deal with me on top of it.

[Because Husk doesn't particularly want to be turned against the city because Alastor commanded it. That would... suck.]

That's fine, wouldn't have expected you to do it for free - that'd be batshit. And yeah, I'd honestly feel better knowing you weren't dealing with the fucker alone. Just in case, y'know?

I am. Hopefully it'll never have to happen, but better to be ready for it.

[whiteshroud]

I understand. The continue to work with Blade so you'll be able to avoid this fight entirely. Your children love you, so it'd do well to make sure you survive.

[Because... yeah. He can't deny that if Husk turned o them thanks to Alastor, there'd be a chance Shroud would be forced to cut Husk down too. But he's not going to spell that out]

Then we have an agreement. I'll take some time to figure out a price and let you know. Until then, you can have reassurance that you have an ace up your sleeve should he ever come.

May it be an ace that'll never needs to be played.

[he'll then cut the feed abruptly. As Shroud does]