Husk
Fuck off.
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 "un/finished") |
FLINS |
Husk. I'm not sure I know how... |
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FLINS |
Lottery Number, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth... |
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ZEVRAN |
Were you, by chance, aware that your beloved... |
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FLINS |
It is January 17th, 2025 CE |
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FLINS |
January 10, 2026 CE |
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FLINS |
January 3, 2026 CE |
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FLINS |
December 27, 2025 CE |
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FLINS |
December 20, 2025 CE |
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ALASTOR |
Good day, old friend! |
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FLINS |
December 13, 2025 CE |
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FLINS |
December 06, 2025 CE |
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SHROUD/HARU |
I was told you had a pest problem. |
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FLINS |
November 29, 2025 CE |
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ZEVRAN |
My dearest of furred friends! |
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FLINS |
For the sake of convenience... |
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FAMILY CHAT |
So we got a pig now. |
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LAPIS |
I know you don't want a big fuss... |
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EDWARD |
If you want to talk about it or... |
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DIARMUID |
I heard what happened. |
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CEREZA |
Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ |
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CAMILLA |
Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... |
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LAPIS |
Father's Day |
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SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO |
Husker Agapov. On the next night in... |
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LAPIS |
Are you at your place right now? |
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EUNIE |
how's this month's mission mildred |
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wiseoldbartender
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Date: 2026-01-25 09:18 pm (UTC)I'm not gonna kill my partner's stupid fuckin' cat. It's fine. I can just ignore the asshole. And... yeah you know what, I ain't even gonna get into that, of course you did.
That makes cats come to you, Dipshit. And no, he does whatever the hell he wants. On account of the fact he's a cat.
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Date: 2026-01-25 11:03 pm (UTC)Of course you are not going to murder the animal, but when I assumed it was another person, the danger seemed possible.
... does it work on you, then, my friend? The psspsspss?
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Date: 2026-01-26 09:26 pm (UTC)Like that.
What? I wasn't gonna kill a person either? Jesus christ, what you think I just go about stabbing people and shit? If it was a person trying to hit on Flins, I'd just punch them in the face like god intended.
...No. Fuck off.
[ It absolutely works. ]
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Date: 2026-01-27 04:49 am (UTC)My friend, anyone can stab anyone with sufficient reason. I assume nothing.
[There's a pause.]
[The feed switches to voice.]
[He knows this won't work a bit, he's not even expecting it to, but he has to. For the Bit. He pitches his voice down as low and sultry as he can... and...]
Psspsspss.
[You know what he said about sufficient reason? Stab him, Husk.]
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Date: 2026-01-27 09:42 pm (UTC)Well, I'm not about to stab anyone. I don't got a reason to stab his "apprentice" even if he's the most obnoxious fucker alive.
[ His ears immediately swivel at the sound. Luckily, his video is off so Zevran can't see it - and he has no plans to turn it on to give him the satisfaction of seeing it happen. ]
Har de har har. You could your chuckles out now, Fucko?
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Date: 2026-01-28 12:05 am (UTC)Ah, well. They do say cats are independent creatures - that must apply amongst themselves as well.
[That text reaction is exactly what he was hoping for. The latter part stays audio so Husk can hear him laugh to himself.]
Indeed I have. You are a good sport, my friend.
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Date: 2026-01-30 11:49 pm (UTC)[ Which is why Husk keeps sticking his neck out and wanting Zevran to be fucking safe. Got him right in the old Angel Dust memories. ]
Maybe it does. Or maybe he'll start shit again and I'll lock him in the bathroom.
I'm ignoring you now.
[ He hates you he hates you he hates you ]
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Date: 2026-01-31 06:34 am (UTC)[You're such a bro, Husk. He'd do the same for you, and also not admit to it unless it was dragged out of him.]
Why not just give him his own room to stay in when you visit your lantern ghost? That seems it would solve very much indeed.
[Sure you do, Husk.]
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Date: 2026-01-31 05:41 pm (UTC)[ There's a reason Husk picked up on Zevran's bullshit immediately and that reason is called Angel Dust.]
We got the cottage now, so I guess that's doable. The fucker would probably show up just to be a petty asshole anyway.
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Date: 2026-01-31 11:55 pm (UTC)[It's the thing you're doing right now, sir.]
Then lock the door from the outside. Would that not work?
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Date: 2026-02-01 08:14 pm (UTC)[ He sees right through you, Zevran! He sees RIGHT through you! ]
I could try? It'd save being watched if nothing else.
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Date: 2026-02-01 10:33 pm (UTC)[He will deny everything. Always.]
Watching? He watches you have sex? What sort of debauched creature is that?
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Date: 2026-02-02 01:05 am (UTC)Because he's a fuckin' creeper who's got so sense of personal space.
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Date: 2026-02-02 01:10 am (UTC)Eugh, suddenly I am glad the Warden had a dog, not a cat.
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Date: 2026-02-02 08:14 pm (UTC)Dogs are a lot better than cats, they made a good life choice.
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Date: 2026-02-03 06:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-02-03 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-02-04 06:49 am (UTC)Is extremely funny. I ... I have no words. It is too funny.
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Date: 2026-02-04 08:58 pm (UTC)