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[wiseoldbartender]

Husk

Fuck off.

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FROM: SUBJECT: FAMILY CHAT So we got a pig now. LAPIS I know you don't want a big fuss... EDWARD If you want to talk about it or... DIARMUID I heard what happened. CEREZA Knock knock, my little Sourpuss~ CAMILLA Say, Husk, you wouldn't happen to have any recommendations... LAPIS Father's Day SAMPO/LAPIS/JINWOO Husker Agapov. On the next night in... LAPIS Are you at your place right now? EUNIE how's this month's mission mildred

TO: SUBJECT: FAM CHAT What does it mean when you dream DIARMUID So. Are we gonna talk about the thing. FAM CHAT Weird request. One of you needs to come... BLADE Got a sword from that sketchy shopkeeper. ELLIOT Hey, Elliot. Think shit's calmed down enough... DIARMUID Order came. At Jinwoo's place. LAPIS That FUCKING son of a BITCH HUA CHENG Shit's getting bad. LAPIS One of those flying boxes gave me a new phone EUNIE You might wanna stay away from your regular place for a while.

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[lowestclass]

I... I don't know. Maybe a funky new hair color isn't so bad. [ ...even if red and yellow kind of give him drifting thoughts about Anpanman... ]

But Lapis is right. At least the type of dye that. Somehow got mixed into the shampoo bottle is temporary dye and can wash out quickly...

So at least you aren't stuck with it for a few months...?

[ after living so long with Bad Luck-itis, Jinwoo has taken up the habit of "think of the positives"--where the positive is usually "let's imagine how this could have been worse." ]

[crisantemo]

Yeah, changing things up isn't that terrible. [ Gotta think on the brightside! It's a trait she has mastered due to... having a dad, a cousin and a boyfriend all with terrible luck. So much bad luck. ]

And after a few washes it will come out, so it's not permanent. Like Jinwoo said, only a few months. [ Lapis will shift to take a look at that horribly, violent yellow that is now Husk's fur; considering their options for a moment. ]

I'll look up methods for getting dye out faster too. And if you need something, Jinwoo and I can get it for you if you really don't want to go outside.

[ ... Let's be honest, that will mostly just be Jinwoo for the moment. Lapis is still struggling to stand upright without support.

So he will have to be errand boy. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

Okay, I'd like to see how much you fun chucklefucks would think "changing it up" to a "funky new hair colour" would be if your hair looked like you'd been mauled by a fuckin' Teletubby.

[ Do YOU guys want the bright yellow hair? Do you?!!

Still, the kids are offering reasonable solutions here, so he heaves out a long, tired sigh. ]

I mean. I guess it's not like I lost a leg or something. [ Because that's the logical escalation of this. Limb loss.] And fiiiine. Once it's less fuckin' obnoxiously yellow I'll head out again. Thanks, I guess.

[lowestclass]

...Okay, you got us there. Changing it up isn't a bad idea, but yellow is... definitely not the color i'd choose.

Maybe purple, or maybe even blue...

[ he trails off quietly as he closes his laptop, tipping his head back to look at Husk with a sort of crooked, well-meaning smile. ]

I can go out and get you guys anything, Lapis is right.
Maybe I can find some sort of shampoo that's good at getting temporary dye out...

[crisantemo]

Is this you offering to dye your hair in solidarity?

[ The words are said with a soft chuckle, a small grin directed Jinwoo's way, before she hums in agreement. ]

There should be something like that... Clarifying shampoo is meant to be good for that, so there's one option.

[ And with a gentle nudge in Husk's side; ]

So you'll be fine. It will just take a few washes until it's not as insanely bright, that's all.

[wiseoldbartender]

...You know that would take the sting outta the whole experience.

[Don't listen to the Agapovs, Jinwoo. Don't let them do this to you. You're a good boy! Husk is glad for the help though, it's genuinely helpful. ]

Yeah? You think that'll work? Well. I'll give it a shot, gotta be worth it. Thanks, Kid. [That's to Jinwoo. For offering to go get it. He rolls his eyes as his daughter nudges him, heaving out a sigh. ] I'll take it. Anything's better than looking like a fuckin' Peep.

[lowestclass]

[ he cant help it he's too polite for his own good sometimes.

hes standing here
considering it
looking between yellow husk and red lapis .... ]

...I. Well. Lapis did mention I needed more color in my wardrobe...

[ he's trying so hard to imagine himself with purple hair right now and it's not going well.


.....could he even get his hair dyed, what would a hair dresser do about his horns.... ]

I mean, what's the worst that could happen. The product I buy being tainted with blue dye this time...

[ It's a joke but

...

it's a very real possibility isn't it

he clears his throat. ]

I'll go out now, if you two think you can handle yourselves for an hour on your own.

[crisantemo]

[ Clearly he has to join Yellow Husk and Red Lapis by becoming Blue Jinwoo. They'll have all the primary colours then. ]

And dying your hair could be a fun way to introduce more colour.

[ Don't listen to them!! The Agapov's are full of awful mischief, and her grin brightens for a brief moment. ]

Plus I can always dye it for you, if you're worried.

[ Terrible. But she chuckles as Husk rolls his eyes, letting herself straighten up a little more now. ]

Peep could be a good look for you too. [ But teasing aside; ] We'll be fine, I promise. I can have a look and see if we have anything in the house in the meantime, to help make the yellow less... yellow.

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Jinwoo is so polite for this family- it is a weakness that is likely to be always exploited, and he doesn't deserve that. But this is what he's got. ]

I mean, yeah. There's other colours than black, y'know. It might even look good on you, you don't know unless you try.

[ He grimaces at his beloved daughter. ]

Nobody looks good in fuckin' peep yellow. Yeah, we won't burn the house down or nothin'. We can behave ourselves.

[CAN they though? ]