[Husk would not have had much luck with Jinwoo's prissy-ass shampoo, that's true. One of those tiny bottles might have covered a leg, if he was lucky. ]
It's not fuckin' frizzy!!!
[The humidity is a cruel mistress to him. But unfortunately, Jinwoo used the P Word and an annoyed, angry gurgling growl comes from somewhere in the bathroom.]
I'm not using pet shampoo you fuckin' shitting shit. I'm not a fuckin' pet.
[Sorry, Jinwoo, that's a Trigger Word. He almost opens the door when he hears Lapis get closer.]
Okay. I'm gonna show you, but if you laugh, I'm fying outta the window and I won't come back. Deal?
[And then, he'll open the door, gesturing with annoyance at his damp, yellowed fur.]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2024-05-28 09:52 pm (UTC)It's not fuckin' frizzy!!!
[The humidity is a cruel mistress to him. But unfortunately, Jinwoo used the P Word and an annoyed, angry gurgling growl comes from somewhere in the bathroom.]
I'm not using pet shampoo you fuckin' shitting shit. I'm not a fuckin' pet.
[Sorry, Jinwoo, that's a Trigger Word. He almost opens the door when he hears Lapis get closer.]
Okay. I'm gonna show you, but if you laugh, I'm fying outta the window and I won't come back. Deal?
[And then, he'll open the door, gesturing with annoyance at his damp, yellowed fur.]
It's fuckin' yellow.
[You know. In case. They didn't notice. ]