What? No? ... Wait, fuck. I forgot you were from medieval times. [ That's on him. ] Being "in the closet" is a turn of phrase. Means you ain't open about your sexuality.
[ A fantastic joke, wasted!!! ]
The fuck are you talking about? I just don't like it when people make commentary on my sex life fucking unpromoted. That's normal.
[He can hear the smug grin. He can hear it. Is it too late to throw him? Probably not.
It's even more annoying that these are actually helpful suggestions. Ugh. ]
...Stretches, huh? What, like limbering up before a run or some shit?
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Date: 2025-11-29 05:25 pm (UTC)[ A fantastic joke, wasted!!! ]
The fuck are you talking about? I just don't like it when people make commentary on my sex life fucking unpromoted. That's normal.
[He can hear the smug grin. He can hear it. Is it too late to throw him? Probably not.
It's even more annoying that these are actually helpful suggestions. Ugh. ]
...Stretches, huh? What, like limbering up before a run or some shit?