[ he cant help it he's too polite for his own good sometimes.

hes standing here
considering it
looking between yellow husk and red lapis .... ]

...I. Well. Lapis did mention I needed more color in my wardrobe...

[ he's trying so hard to imagine himself with purple hair right now and it's not going well.


.....could he even get his hair dyed, what would a hair dresser do about his horns.... ]

I mean, what's the worst that could happen. The product I buy being tainted with blue dye this time...

[ It's a joke but

...

it's a very real possibility isn't it

he clears his throat. ]

I'll go out now, if you two think you can handle yourselves for an hour on your own.